Monday 28 February 2011

Gwyneth Paltrow Must be Exorcised of Justin Bieber

I don't care much for Glee. The Glee Club annoy me and they ruin most of the songs covered. The shrill singing of the girl with the fringe and the nose gives me an alarming bollock-ache and, as a female, I don't actually know how that happens. I have come to the conclusion that Glee has the potency to make me sprout a pair just for the sake of feeling them in pain. Involuntarily, I happened to be watching the other day and fucking hell - how much does Gwyneth Paltrow sound like Justin Bieber? He must be inside her (no, not like that!). What else could have possesed her to sing Cee-Lo Green and prance around and sound uncanilly like that little teenage queen?


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