Alexa Chung Shows Keira Knightley the Ropes?

I've always liked Keira Knightley, which is why I feel quite sorry for her right now.

Alexa Chung introduced her to the beautful James Righton of the Klaxons (Vocals & Keyboard) and now they appear to be making a go of it. But the highly embarassing thing is that a source close to Knightley said, and I quote:

"He's a real rocker and a lovely guy with it and she likes that whole scene - lately she's become far more rock and roll and has been hanging out with a really trendy crowd"

 

You just don't mention things like that. It's the equivalent of smoking cigarettes and then telling people you do it to look cool. Or like David Cameron taking a picture with lots of destitute Third World kids and then telling the media he just wants to win votes from philanthropists and the sympathetic working class. It's the elephant buried deep beneath the floorboards in the room. It's there, my God it's there. It's just, we'd rather not dig it up.

"He's a real rocker and a lovely guy with it." - Akin to how a 12-year-old girl might describe Justin Bieber.

"She likes that whole scene - lately she's become far more rock and roll." - I don't like to use this abbreviation if I can help it but...LOL.

"Has been hanging out with a really trendy crowd." - Poor Rupert friend was not considered trendy because he is merely an award-winning actor and never thought to form a rock band. 

Of course, the reference to a "really trendy crowd" probably involves Alexa Chung due to her cupidity and her already being with a fit 'rocker', Arctic Monkeys' frontman Alex Turner. I can just imagine Keira Knightley yielding to the peer pressure of obtaining a man of 'rocker' status.

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